
Welp u degens made āem do it!
U couldnt get enough non-fungible tokens or as you hipsters call them āNFTs,ā so theyāre takin my peeps big time š
Thatās right, weāre headed to prime time baby! š¤©
The majors. The big kahuna. The OpenSea. āµļø
Well, actually only 1 of my buddies is headinā to the open sea for auction on september 20th. And that my friends is my good pal Crypto Whale Poo š
I had volunteered to be the one up for auction but the suits š said something about how itās not right to keep a whale outta its natural habitat š
What am I, chopped liver? š¤
Whatever, i dont mind it, Iām just happy my guy gets a chance to use his fins and flippers again. Who knows maybe heāll be the next Moby Dick š¤·āāļø
So youāre wondering wut the deets are for this once-in-a-lifetime auction, well you better keep readin!
This so-called, āOpenSea auctionā is going to be easy as 1ļøā£,2ļøā£,3ļøā£.
Being that us poops are unique in every way: soft, hard, lumpy, cool, boring ā you get the gist- thereās only ONE, yes ONE Crypto Whale Poo up for grabs š
This web3 marine mammal, whoās got more gold in his pockets than the late Davey Jones, will start at $222 in ETH when the auction starts at 2pm ET.
24 hrs later when the clock runs out, the highest bidder gets to keep him n be known as the official š©-head whale of web3.
If u just so happen to be the lucky š¦ that wins Crypto Whale Poo, youāll also get a sweet RECUR Pass, a free NFT from my upcoming drop, and a print of your Crypto Whale Poo.
So, i hope you take part. Being a š©-head slaps and im finally ready to bestow this honor onto others.
Because remember, whenever youāre at the beach, the ocean makes for a great š½
As always, smell ya l8r.
~ Barry š©