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Earth Date 11/ø7/22
It is I, the foreman.
I must say I truly enjoyed working with Zim and the Gromble. They are superior life forms and SHOULD BE TRUSTED by all Earthlings. I am here to relay their knowledge of the totally normal Nickelodeon Season 2 NFT drop that is definitely good for all humans. Including me. Because I am a human foreman. Let’s begin.
Starting on the Earth date of November 7th at 11am ET, RECUR Pass and Nickelodeon Season 1 Holders will have the chance to purchase TV Packs containing one of 12 characters from Invader Zim and AAAHH!!! Real Monsters. Then, all RECUR Pass Holders and the general public will have their chances. During the three sale phases, a total of 10,000 TV Packs will be available to purchase.
Learn how the master plan will unfold here.
According to Zim, whose stature LOOMS VERY TALL, each Season 2 TV Pack contains one of 12 characters made unique by a RANDOMIZED combination of nine attributes.
How will these characters play into Zim’s GENIUS Master Plan?
Human minions that hold a TV Pack can reveal their character, sell their TV Pack on the Nickelodeon.xyz marketplace, or even withdraw it to other marketplaces. But keep in mind, a special challenge awaits loyal minions who directly help Zim TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Er… make the world a better place for us humans. That’s what I said.
On November 15th, minions can exchange their characters for Slime.
Each of the 10,000 characters from Invader Zim and AAAHH!!! Real Monsters have a designated Slime Score of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 10. These characters can be exchanged for an amount of Slime equal to their Slime score. Minions who collect 10 Slime can unleash a powerful monster Mashup. But act quick! Only 5,000 Slime will be available to be redeemed.
Perhaps the most important part of my, argh, Zim’s master plan to help humanity? Once a minion collects 10 Slime they can unleash an ultra-rare and powerful Mashup.
These mashups are so hideous, so vile, so perfectly evil that only 500 of them can ever exist. Together, they’re powerful enough to topple Earth’s MIGHTIEST WARRIORS! Will you get GIR mixed with Krumm? Perhaps Daz and the Gromble? So many possible combinations. SO. MUCH. CHAOS!!!
It’s time to embrace the mischief. This is the Foreman signing off in a totally normal human way.
THAT IS ALL. OBEY YOUR MONSTROUS INVADERS!!!