
October 24, 2022
The Splat Factory is quiet but the stench screams in my nostrils.
On the bright side, the trash left behind by Ickis, Oblina, and Krumm has clogged the conveyor belts and halted further production of new TV Packs. Even amidst the chaos, 10,500 packs made it through the line.
Unfortunately, as GIR was distracting me (there’s just something about that dang Doom Song), Zim was able to beam the completed TV Packs onto his ship and he flew off toward the Nickelodeon.xyz marketplace.
While assessing the damage, I found that GIR spilt a chocolate bubblegum slushie on the main console. And what did I find stuck to it? A note written in Zim’s native Irken that, when deciphered, outlined Zim’s plans for global domination. Here’s what it said:
An Allowlist Snapshot Protocol will execute on the Earth date and time stated above.
This snapshot documents specific humans so I can give them guaranteed access to a Season 2 TV Pack. These humans will automatically qualify for my minion program should they meet any of the following criteria:
Because you understand the power of a Mashup, I can trust you’ll make a loyal minion. For this, you’ll be rewarded with 1 FREE TV Pack for each hideous revealed Mashup in your possession. (No sealed packs allowed, humans.)
Oh yes, I see you, HUMAN WHALES! Although I don’t understand the benefit of being both a human and a whale, I’m very pleased to see you living the mashup mentality. Plus, your drive to win something is unmatched in your species. You will receive 1 FREE TV PACK PER AUCTION CHARACTER HELD!
Because I am vastly generous, new minion hires with a RECUR Pass will get one allowlist code for every eligible Pass they hold with specific evil traits as defined below.
Passes must meet at least one of the following evil qualifications:
Find an eligible RECUR Pass here before the snapshot.
I’ll also extend allowlist codes to Nickelodeon.xyz holders if they hold both:
You minions who are eligible for the allowlist sale will receive your allowlist code(s) on 11/7 prior to the start of the sale. Each code can be used to purchase one TV Pack from 11/7 at 11am ET to 11/8 at 10:59am ET.
Any unsold TV Packs from the allowlist sale will become available in the RECUR Pass Holder advanced sale.
All RECUR Pass Holders will get early access to purchase TV Packs. The sale will last for an hour, as long as the Pass Holder allocated packs are available.
Any remaining TV Packs at the end of the Pass Holder sale will roll into the public sale.
Let’s see how his plans pan out. In the meantime, I’ll be here cleaning and humming that Doom Song.
If you have drop questions or monster sightings to report, please direct them to my friends in Discord or on Twitter.
Factory Foreman signing off… Doomdoomdeedoooom. Doomdoomdeedoomdoom.